psst… nephew 👀

Solana's Chillest Unicorn

Heart pajamas, gold chain, zero stress. Uncle doesn't chase pumps — pumps come to Uncle.

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ENTER THE FULL ROOM10 secrets inside, nephew
Uncle on his couch in a bathrobe, playing video games
❤️ ❤️
"Relax. The candle's coming."

Who is Uncle?

the most relaxed unicorn on-chain

❤ Character sheetLVL 99
Name
Uncle
Class
Chill Unicorn
Home
The couch, Solana
Ticker
$UNCLE
Chill
100
Drip
92
Nap skill
99
Strong hands
100
Stress
3

Inventory

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❤️
🍾
🥞
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📜The legend

Uncle shows up to a bull run in a bathrobe, heart pajama pants and a chain that says UNCLE. He smokes, he chills and somehow always appears right before a green candle.

🤝The promise

No roadshow. No serious pitch deck. Just one truth: this coin is here to have fun on Solana with a community that doesn't take itself too seriously.
fun fact: uncle has never seen a red candle. he was napping.
Uncle relaxing on a yacht with a green chart on his laptop
uncle at ATH
(artist’s impression)

How to Buy

three steps, zero stress

STEP #01EASY
Uncle at his laptop with a coffee
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare
coffee first, wallet second
STEP #02EASIER
Uncle taking a selfie on his phone
Go to Pump.fun
Paste the CA and find Uncle
one hand. no stress.
STEP #03EASIEST
Uncle flipping pancakes
Buy $UNCLE
Swap SOL, put on pajamas
celebrate with pancakes

Tokenomics

SIMPLE LIKE UNCLE ✦

1B
Supply
a billion naps
0%
Tax
no paperwork
Uncle durmiendo en su sillon
"Numbers? Ask me after my nap."
ZZz
🔥
LP burned
lit it. literally.
∞
Chill
wake me at ATH

The Show

Uncle is getting his own cartoon

COMING SOON
SOLANAWOOD Episode 1 · “Wake Me at ATH” COMING SOON
EP. 01
COMING SOON
Uncle will return in… EPISODE 2: “NEPHEW, RELAX” COMING SOON
EP. 02

Join the Herd

Pastel unicorns, Solana and community-driven chaos. You're already one of us.

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Twitter

Memes, raids and the occasional alpha. Mostly memes.

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Telegram

The couch chat. Bring snacks, leave the stress.

Join → ✈️ 🦅

Dexscreener

Watch the candles turn green while Uncle naps.

Chart → 📈

p.s. bathrobes are optional, but encouraged.